I am Canadian

I am Canadian
Walking alone,
In my Nehru Jacket,
Complete withBouffant hairdo.

“Sock it to me”
“I wanna fall in love,
American Style”
She screams.

“Hey baby,
Looking for a date?”
“Ed the pimp
Purchased my french nails.”

Rebels lead to suicide and
At the Orange
Tooty FruityTopless bar,
Souls are for sale.

Its all about,
Lawrance of Arabia,
And dreaming my dreams
American Style.